zagreus:

godkillerbrigade:

zagreus:

gayweedanimal:

blxck-coffee-dad:

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

zagreus:

thickness-protection-program:

zagreus:

pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant

A seahorse wrote this

im gonna flatten you with a cartoonishly large anvil

tygermama:

frogcoded:

howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked

if someone showed up at my house and told me they’re my new cleaning lady, I’d not only make them breakfast, I’d cry tears of joy