"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
guys someone did it
This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes
140819 — War of Hormone
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
My current mood.
*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*
what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what
Nicki Minaj bts MTV EMA’s 2014 photoshoot
Basketball is played not with your height but with your heart.
Ball Is Life Worldwide